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LOVELY

Thu, 19 Nov 2009 13:56:27 +0000

I just donated £30 to Glasgow City Council. Isn’t that lovely. They gave me a parking ticket because my pay and display ticket fell onto the dashboard (face up with the information showing) and “wasn’t properly displayed”. Isn’t that lovely? How considerate of them.

What else is lovely about councils? Let me think.

Isn’t it lovely that they can afford to pay for cretins to walk our streets and give you a parking ticket even though you’re actually not doing anything wrong? Isn’t that lovely.

Isn’t it lovely that I pay £200 in council tax every month just for streetlights so I can see the graffiti and rubbish all lit up at night? Isn’t that lovely.

Isn’t it lovely that I pay £200 in council tax every month just so the bins I paid for can be emptied every two weeks if they feel like it. Isn’t that lovely.

Isn’t it lovely that I pay £200 in council tax every month but they can’t afford to fix the potholes in the roads and pavements, just like the one I fell in on my way to work and sprained my ankle in August 2007, even after I complained? Isn’t that lovely.

Isn’t it lovely how you do everything you can to be a model fucking citizen but you still get shat on time and time again? Isn’t that just fucking lovely. You work full time, you pay your taxes, you don’t break the law, you pay and display, you hold the door open for people, you’re considerate, you don’t make noise on the fucking train, you pay for your own dental treatment, you pay for your own glasses, you pay for your own prescriptions, you pay your way. And then you pay some more.

Just another stealth tax. I’m sick of money. I’m sick of people wanting my money. I’ve just been told that Halifax are now going to charge you £1 for every day you’re in an overdraft, agreed or not. Isn’t that awesome? I get to pay £30 a month (maybe £31 on special months where I’m extra lucky) for the pleasure of having an overdraft that I had when I was 18 and still can’t pay my way out of. Isn’t that just… fucking… lovely.

Oh, but there’s a silver lining to all this! Glasgow City Council now have an online system where you can pay your fines from the comfort of your own home! Isn’t that just FUCKING LOVELY.

Pizza. Lovely pizza.

Fri, 13 Nov 2009 19:14:48 +0000

Pizza. Lovely pizza.

Waiting for the train is boring and yellow.

Fri, 13 Nov 2009 17:14:48 +0000

Waiting for the train is boring and yellow.

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Fri, 13 Nov 2009 13:31:15 +0000

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Thu, 12 Nov 2009 17:45:48 +0000

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I can’t stop listening to Michael Buble. I need an...

Thu, 12 Nov 2009 15:38:48 +0000

I can’t stop listening to Michael Buble. I need an intervention. (pic via wordgraphics)

I forgot how brilliant Robert Downey Jr. is in Tropic Thunder....

Thu, 12 Nov 2009 13:38:48 +0000

I forgot how brilliant Robert Downey Jr. is in Tropic Thunder. Absolutely brilliant. (via oldfilmsflicker: counterfeitredhead)

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Thu, 12 Nov 2009 11:38:48 +0000

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AUT0-F*CKING-REBLOG-INTO-INFINITY

O hai! Sylar’s here to take you to the prom…

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Wed, 11 Nov 2009 19:42:52 +0000

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Wed, 11 Nov 2009 17:42:49 +0000

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Argos Returns

Wed, 11 Nov 2009 15:42:51 +0000

Woman - There's a problem wi this toilet seat I bought the other day.
Ned Worker - Whits that then?
Woman - Well I took it oot the box, put it oan the lavvy and there wis a crack oan it.
Ned Worker - So whits the problem?

I watched Lady Gaga’s new video, Bad Romance, yesterday...

Wed, 11 Nov 2009 13:42:48 +0000

I watched Lady Gaga’s new video, Bad Romance, yesterday and have to admit I loved it.

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I have a Chandler smile in photographs. I look like I’m...

Wed, 11 Nov 2009 11:42:49 +0000

I have a Chandler smile in photographs. I look like I’m chewing on a bag of polystyrene cups.

sisterspock: cartolleria: beautefragile:the snail and the...

Wed, 11 Nov 2009 09:18:34 +0000

sisterspock: cartolleria: beautefragile:the snail and the cyclops

I need this. My arguments normally consist of squealing noises and pointing at the sky.

ilovecharts: Oh, noooow I get it. Any Baldur’s Gate fans out...

Fri, 06 Nov 2009 19:12:46 +0000

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Oh, noooow I get it. Any Baldur’s Gate fans out there?

My First Dictionary

Fri, 06 Nov 2009 17:12:47 +0000

My First Dictionary

I’m going out for dinner tonight so I didn’t have...

Fri, 06 Nov 2009 15:12:43 +0000

I’m going out for dinner tonight so I didn’t have much lunch. I’m absolutely starving. I want food and cocktails and I want them NOW!

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