Nov 6, 2009
ilovecharts:

Oh, noooow I get it. Any Baldur’s Gate fans out there?

ilovecharts:

Oh, noooow I get it. Any Baldur’s Gate fans out there?

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My First Dictionary

My First Dictionary

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I’m going out for dinner tonight so I didn’t have much lunch. I’m absolutely starving. I want food and cocktails and I want them NOW!

I’m going out for dinner tonight so I didn’t have much lunch. I’m absolutely starving. I want food and cocktails and I want them NOW!

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Hand Knits for Young Moderns

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"I don’t care that you’re a saddo."

Nicest thing anyone’s ever said to me.

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Four Better or Worse

I have suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me. The usual signs; phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up. My wife has been going out with ‘the girls’ a lot recently although when I ask their names she always says, ‘just some friends from work, you don’t know them’. I try to stay awake and look out for her when she comes home, but I usually fall asleep.

Anyway, I have never broached the subject with my wife. I think deep down I just did not want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to finally check on her. Around midnight, I hid in the garage behind my golf clubs so I could get a good view of the whole street when she arrived home from a night out with ‘the girls’. When she got out of the car she was buttoning up her blouse, which was open, and she took her panties out of her purse and slipped them on. It was at that moment, crouching behind my golf clubs, that I noticed a hairline crack where the grip meets the graphite shaft on my 3-wood.

Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the pro-shop where I bought it?

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I was sadly excited by this. (pic via ilovecharts)

I was sadly excited by this. (pic via ilovecharts)

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Nov 5, 2009
"I don’t trust anyone who doesn’t like cheese."

Seriously. It’s just wrong not to like cheese.

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Turn your last.fm profile into a wordle.

Turn your last.fm profile into a wordle.

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I can’t stop listening to Michael Bublé right now. His album, Crazy Love, is fantastic. Haven’t Met You Yet is on repeat and I’m nowhere near sick of it yet. (pic via wordgraphics)

I can’t stop listening to Michael BublĂ© right now. His album, Crazy Love, is fantastic. Haven’t Met You Yet is on repeat and I’m nowhere near sick of it yet. (pic via wordgraphics)

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Well hellooooooooo Jake Gyllehnaal. Prince of Persia HD trailer via getsomesean.

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Two reasons to watch The Vampire Diaries.

Two reasons to watch The Vampire Diaries.

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"He was bragging about his private plane. It was disgusting."

Jealous much, my dear? If I had a private plane, I’d be handing out signed pictures of the thing at parties.

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